A is for Adjust, Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they want to push you around.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for replicating sheep, it is an area where people live eg. Defence cloney.
D is for Dilliwalas staying in Defence Cloney.
E is for expanditure, and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending money, the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always expanding.
F is for fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back of building of course).
G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1driver to shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder.
H is for Ho Jayega, the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful because you can be reasonably sure its not going to happen.
I is for Intezaar, to know more about it see P.
J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to the full it's a Punjabi.
K is for Khurana, etc. The Punjabi equivalent of the Jonses i.e., keeping up with the Khuranas.
L is for Lovely but she never is.
M is for Mrooti. The car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.
N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.
O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy!), anger (OYY) or pain (Oy Oy Oy).
P is for Panj mint and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is from you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in panj mint.
Q is for Queue (quow)for which there's really no word in Punjabi.
R is for Riksha, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the odds are against them.
S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in Delhi. Just see the rear windscreen.
T is for the official bird of Punjab - Tandoori chicken.
U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become Uncle ji.
V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.
W is War on the roads.
X is x-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.
Y is 'You nonsense!', anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting match.
Z is for Zig-zag for which you should see G, M and P.
